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Test, test, testing. This is Doctor Fissionton of Loony Labs. I'd like to inform you that I'm recording this with my undercover pocket pen recorder, for my own safety. Today is August 30th, 2009, and I've stayed after hours at the facility in order to do a bit of "research." For months now, I've sworn that Doctor Surlee - the new S.I.L.L.I. scientist - has been up to no good. So much about him is too mysterious. Where did he come from? Why doesn't he smile? And most importantly: What has he been doing here after hours?

On the bright side, something is glowing in Surlee's lab. Today is the day it's all uncovered. The day that changes everything -- and I mean everything! Doctor Surlee signed out early today, which means I finally have my chance to go in there and discover what he's been up to. I can only imagine what treacherous things he's been hiding in here. With the way he's been sneaking around, I can only imagine he's working for the Cogs... No, I bet he is a Cog! That must be it. A Cog trying to steal my Silly Particle discovery!

Ahem. Put it together, Fissionton. While I have my thoughts collected, I should inform you that I'll be encrypting these audio logs in order to ensure secrecy. The next audio log's password is "possibilities". Right, onward with the mission. I'm now entering Doctor Surlee's lab. I'll be describing my surroundings in order to document my findings.

There's an awful bunch of Silly Meter machinery in here, but I know there's something more. Somewhere in this desk...

What's this? Blueprints, it appears. But these... These aren't normal.

These blueprints are signed by Gyro Gearloose. How does Surlee have them? Gyro Gearloose has been missing for years, and Surlee only just turned up a few months ago. There's no possibility that he could have known him. Laff meter, portable hole... Goodness, me! He has the original Portability Design print! My team only received a copy of this!

I'm getting to the bottom of this right this instant. I'm going to find Surlee right this instant and --

Is that... Is that the Silly Meter blueprint with Gyro's name? How could Gyro have designed the Silly Meter? He didn't even know about Silly Particles... No. No, no. This just doesn't make sense.

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